so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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