people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
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