Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Randomize
