well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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