Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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