take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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