just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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