Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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