so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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