She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Randomize