so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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