Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Sober January is a disaster.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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