i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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