I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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