never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
It's shark week go big or go home
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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