He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Just pee around me
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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