So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
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