So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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