Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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