D3 body, D1 cock
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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