you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
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