11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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