That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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