erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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