6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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