I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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