Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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