Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
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