i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Randomize
