i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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