How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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