you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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