Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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