If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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