god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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