I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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