I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
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