I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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