i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
we're making bets on your personal life
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Randomize
