Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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