i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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