She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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