when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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