she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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