I'm going to rape someone's good day.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Randomize
