I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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