Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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