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Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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