oh god the rape fog is back!
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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