do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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