Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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