After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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