just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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