I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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